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Wedding bells begin to ring now that its is official the Ella Wiloghby is going to marry her fiancé, Joseph Davis. Joe popped th question in the Caribbean when they were looking at the stars in the pool, drinking a mango smoothie. When Ella got to the bottom of it, she saw a littl piece of sliver 'Yes! Yes!' She claims to have shouted at the first sight of it they then kissed in the light of the silvery moon. 'I am absolutely over the moon' says Joe, with his arm around his future bride 'Me too babe' says Ella. All was good until the next morning when they had the biggest argument of their lives: Chocolate cake or vanilla cake. The hotel had several noise complaints but as they are 'Coronation Street's' biggest stars, no member of the hotel went in. The next morning, when they checked out, with tear stained cheeks, Ella officially said it was over, not because of a cake, because of a girl, called Aimee Childs. Who is this girl who tore apart the coolest relationship in Hollywood and will it last? Find out next time.
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