Alleged Michigan Fan finally admits to truly being a Penn State fan after all these years of denial.
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Dr. John J. Wagner, PhD of Lithopolis, OH for years has dressed the part of being a Michigan Wolverine fan. He's watched games even on weekends on TV, has followed up to date scores online, and recently attended a basketball game in Ann Arbor with his majorly brainwashed son Jaden. He apparently has his own family fooled because this was a generous Christmas gift from his daughter Jillian. But after years of speculation and rumors of truly being a secret Penn State fan, a photo surfaced over the weekend that may shock everyone. Dr. Wagner is in fact a Nittany Lion fan. One close personal friend, who unfortunately remains anonymous, has know for many years that Dr. Wagner, who goes by Jack to his friends, is in fact a huge Penn State fan. Alleged sources say that this photo was taken voluntarily by Jack himself because he couldn't take hiding the truth anymore. Michigan is so bad that it forced him to come out from embarrassment alone. We caught Jack for comment coming out of his office in Reynoldsburg and his only words were "WE ARE..."
More on this subject as we investigate further...
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