John Elway Announced, " Im done with this team. Im moving on."
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Earlier this week John Elway announced that he will be selling the Denver Broncos after the 2018 Super Bowl. Sources report that he was on record for stating," its time for me to look for a winning team." Reporters are saying that this decision was sporadic and uncalled for but
In stunning news on Thursday night, John Elway announced his intentions to sell the Denver Broncos franchise following the conclusion of the 2018 NFL season, in the wake of an NFL investigation into Johns workplace behavior.
The Broncos announced the news via a release on the team's website that did not mention the investigation or any of the allegations stemming from recent reports.
John stated," I believe the time is right to turn the franchise over to new ownership. Therefore, I will put the team up for sale at the conclusion of this NFL season. We will not being the sale process, nor will we entertain any inquiries, until the very last game is played. I hope everyone in this organization, both on and off the field, will be firmly focused on just one mission: to play and win. I will no longer be team owner, I am now in search of a winning team."
On Friday afternoon, the Broncos announced they were launching an internal investigation into John's behavior in the workplace. Late Friday afternoon, the NFL announced its intention to take over the investigation. The league clearly believed it needed an investigative unit of its own in this matter and as such stepped in.
Shortly after the league announced their decision, Sports Illustrated dropped a lengthy piece detailing a number of different allegations against John Elway and utterly inappropriate things he allegedly did involving women in the workplace.
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