Law student gunned down behind professor's office
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The Victim of this fatal shooting has been identified.. Around 8pm on Thursday night , local law school professor Henry called 911 in a panic attack . " I heard 9 or more gun shots coming from the back... Oh my god!.. oh god it's one of my students *cries*please come fast" cried Henry on the phone with police. Officer Yang arrived on the scene around 8:23pm " I never seen anything like it , Wrong place wrong Time,looks as if they walked up on her" . "We will find who did this , even if that means I get 0 hours of sleep , you hear me? We will find you" Atlanta police department sheriff said . The victim is a 18 Year old female , a mother of one Selena Hernandez. "brianna went to Atlanta for law school she loved it there she'd call me just to tell me oh we won our case mom! Or just little stuff but I know my baby was having a blast .. she did not deserve this , nobody does" jasaline the victim's mother stated in the interview. Police has no leads yet nor suspects.
Article by : Amy Benson
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