TSUNAMI WARNING FOR WAITARA RESIDENTS
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A TSUNAMI WARNING IS THREATENING THE CITY NEW PLYMOUTH, NEW ZEALAND. Residents from Waitara to Mount Puiakohu have been urged to evacuate their homes immediately. The tsunami will be Taranaki’s first since 1947 when a 7.5 magnitude Tsunami hit the coasts of the populated city, wiping out the majority of building near the cost and killing over 7,000 people as well as animals. Estimations of the tsunami is looking to hit the coasts of Waitara first at around 12PM then make its way through Bell Block at 12:30PM till Mount Puiakohu at 1:20PM.
Tsunamis, also known as seismic sea waves (mistakenly called “tidal waves”), are a series of enormous waves created by an underwater disturbance such as an earthquake, landslide, volcanic eruption, or meteorite. Earthquake-induced movement of the ocean floor most often generates tsunamis. If a major earthquake or landslide occurs close to shore, the first wave in a series could reach the beach in a few minutes, even before a warning is issued. Areas are at greater risk if they are less than 25 feet above sea level and within a mile of the shoreline. Drowning is the most common cause of death associated with a tsunami. Tsunami waves and the receding water are very destructive to structures in the run-up zone. Other hazards include flooding, contamination of drinking water, and fires from gas lines or ruptured tanks.
PLEASE FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING PROCEDURES TO SAFELY BYPASS THE TSUNAMI IF YOU ARE A NEW PLYMOUTH RESIDENT
B??E??F??O??R??E?? T??S??U??N??A??M??I?? P??R??O??C??E??D??U??R??E??
he following are things you can do to protect yourself, your family and your property from the effects of a tsunami:
-To begin preparing, you should build an emergency kit and make a family communications plan.
-Talk to everyone in your household about what to do if a tsunami occurs.
- Create and practice an evacuation plan for your family. Familiarity may save your life.
-Be able to follow your escape route at night and during inclement weather. Practicing your plan makes the appropriate response more of a reaction, requiring less thinking during an actual emergency.
-If the school evacuation plan requires you to pick your children up from school or from another location. Be aware telephone lines during a tsunami alert may be overloaded and routes to and from schools may be jammed.
-Knowing your community's warning systems and disaster plans, including evacuation routes.
-If you are a tourist, familiarize yourself with local tsunami evacuation protocols. If you are concerned that you will not be able to reach a safe place in time, ask your local emergency management office about vertical evacuation. Some strong (e.g., reinforced concrete) and tall buildings may be able to provide protection if no other
options are available.
-If an earthquake occurs and you are in a coastal area, turn on your radio to learn if there is a tsunami warning.
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Follow the evacuation order issued by authorities and evacuate immediately.
- Take your animals with you.
- Move to high ground or inland and away from water immediately.
- Stay away from the beach. Never go down to the beach to watch a tsunami come in. If you can see the wave you are too close to escape it.
CAUTION - If there is noticeable recession in water away from the shoreline this is nature's tsunami warning and it should be heeded. You should move away immediately.
- Save yourself - not your possessions.
- Remember to help your neighbors who may require special assistance - infants, elderly people, and individuals with access or functional needs.
A??F??T??E??R?? T??S??U??N??A??M??I?? P??R??O??C??E??D??U??R??E??
- Return home only after local officials tell you it is safe. A tsunami is a series of waves that may continue for hours. Do not assume that after one wave the danger is over. The next wave may be larger than the first one.
- Go to a designated public shelter if you have been told to evacuate or you feel it is unsafe to remain in your home. Text SHELTER + your ZIP code to 43362 (4FEMA) to find the nearest shelter in your area (example: shelter 12345).
- Avoid disaster areas. Your presence might interfere with emergency response operations and put you at further risk from the residual effects of floods.
- Stay away from debris in the water; it may pose a safety hazard to people or pets.
Check yourself for injuries and get first aid as needed before helping injured or trapped persons.
- If someone needs to be rescued, call professionals with the right equipment to help. Many people have been killed or injured trying to rescue others.
- Help people who require special assistance—infants, elderly people, those without transportation, people with access and functional needs and large families who may need additional help in an emergency situation.
- Continue using a NOAA Weather Radio or tuning to a Coast Guard station or a local radio or television station for the latest updates.
- Stay out of any building that has water around it. Tsunami water can cause floors to crack or walls to collapse.
Use caution when re-entering buildings or homes. Tsunami-driven floodwater may have damaged buildings where you least expect it. Carefully watch every step you take.
- To avoid injury, wear protective clothing and be cautious when cleaning up.
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