Teachers overworked / underpaid! Kathleen Wynn proposes new strategy.
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A new study completed by Univeristy of Minds has taken a charge on reducing teachers' workloads.
This study completed with full cooperation of The Elementary Teachers' Federation of Ontario (ETFO) after recent results of sick days taken by teachers skyrocketed an astonishing 367 since the retraction of banking sick days 5 years ago.
What does this mean to taxpayers? Let's take a look - 5 years ago the average teacher took 4 sick days per year or $1,076 per year. Over the past 5 years the average teacher is taking 14.68 days per year or $3,952, 10 days at 100 salary and 4.68 days at 90. With over 110, 000 full time teachers in Ontario, this results in a $449,355,362.56 sick payout - up from $122,344,729.28 only 5 years ago, or $91 per household.
How will this new study help? The Liberals plan is to increase the number of teachers in Ontario by 25 or 28,425.28. New teachers will reduce workload and sick time taken by full-time members. They have estimated that this plan will reduce used sick days to 8 from 14.68. On average, this works out to $305,860,661.12 - a 32 reduction including sick days for the new teachers.
5 years ago tax payers expense $8,408,584,962.56 salary plus sick days, or $143 per month per household. The proposed 25 increase in new teacher hires results in a budgeted requirement of $10,254,859,861.12 (salary plus sick days) or $174 month per household.
Does this plan really make sense?
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