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By Juan Galvan : Cnn attendant in Russia
The World Cup
The FIFA World Cup is an exciting and excruciating event. Being the most popular watching event every year it comes, it is based on soccer the most played and watched and played, approximately 3.3 billion people according to sport Census Live( copyrighted)ask permission.) But has this event come to an end?

The decision of FIFA
FIFA has decided to allegedly postpone the World Cup in 2018 (Russia). According to Gianni Infantino, the newly elected president of FIFA, that they are “moving the date to whenever it is safe, possibly 2020 or so, so that our players are safe.” Safe you ask? Aren’t there security anywhere? Well that is not the reason why.

The Reason
As states by Cnn.com and The Courier Journal, there is a rumor of “ a major catastrophe that, quota, that has left major worries for FIFA to cancel the World Cup” Well lucky you, the answer is found in the ARI Russian News Agency (in St Petersburg) that “ not only futballers are in danger, so are all the civillians. Men and Women, I believe our country, Russia, has just entered a civil war.

Problem 1
As you have seen the reason why, let’s start on how this started. It all started on the Election of our President Donald J. Trump. As the FBI have done some research, they have do discovered that Trump
and the leader of Russia, Vladimir Putin, have been friends for as long as 5 years before the Election. Since Trump has known Putin for so long, he had hired a spy gang of infiltrators called the American Black Shield (ABS) in 2014. Unfortunately for Trump, they were caught by the guards at the office of the president. The guards found out that they were using the Mason documents (George Mason) and Masonic beliefs to decode the ancient Russian documents. Since this, the ABS were arrested. This can also let people believe that Russia hacked the Election of 2016. Ever since this there have been trauma attacks that America has been covering up.(The Harvey Weinstein cases) But the main problem is what it has left on Russia after hearing this.

Problem 2
Russia has always been in competition with the US. The space race, the Cold War, you name it. They are still spiffed that they hadn’t thought of the idea of the “first man on the moon” This has completely turned Russia to berserk. This has caused everyone into complete panic. Already there has been a an attack on society. But let me backtrack for a second. After the capture of the ABS and the Election hackers there has been a secret split-up of the Russians of Europe and South Asia (the rest of the Russian Asian landmass is neutral) The Europeans are called the socialists. The Asians are called the rebelists. As I said before, there has already been an attack on a socialist by a rebelist named Sharim Abdul-kayr by gun. The socialists are on Trumps side while the rebelists are sworn to Putin. Just as the rebelists were planning a bomb attack, the socialists hired a man to spy on them. The man was named Eli Mckaffe and was captured and killed by the rebelists. This led for the socialists to declare war on the rebelists. The civil war has begun.

What does it have to do with FIFA?
This has to do with FIFA for safety precautions. According to FIFA, this is a level 5 safety precautions. This is a very deadly situation, as it was stated. ISIS has already said to having an attack. It has happened before, in a friendly match between Germany and France. So they are canceling this year and postponing it.

The end of it all
FIFA is doing the best they can to make a sporting event safe. But what does that mean for us and the players. Will the relocate it and have it next year? Will they have a Minicup? We have to stay and find out. Only time will tell. Please subscribe to my YouTube channel. Search Juan Galvan. Have a great day!


LATEST UPDATE. 12/29/17

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