Youngstown State Football Player Surprisingly Retires

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On December 15th in Youngstown, Ohio a member of the FCS powerhouse football team decided to walk away from the game. Jeff Rotheram, a native of North Olmsted, Ohio, said he had made the decision to retire for several reasons. We had the opportunity to talk with Rotheram about his decision and this conversation followed.

*December 16th 2017*
*Telephone Interview*

React365.com: Mr. Rother-

Rotheram: Please call me Jeff

React365: Okay that’s fine, we’ll Jeff take us ba-

Rotheram: I’m sorry to interrupt you again but on second though Mr. Rotheram sounds much more formal let’s stick with that.

React365: ....we’ll just stick with Jeff

Rotheram: Yeah that’s fine

React365: So take us back to your decision to retire, what brought you to that point?

Rotheram: Well for me the best parts of football really was not football at all

React365: So what were the best parts of football?

Rotheram: Off the top of my head...sack busting, the post game-festivities, spending time with the boys, and overall just being a good locker room guy.

React365: Interesting, but you told us you played in 27 consecutive games how can football not be the most important thing?

Rotheram: “Played” is a loose term

React365:

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