Trump is Feeling FRISKAY!
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It is not uncommon to hear about presidential affairs occurring within the border if the White House. John F. Kennedy, Franklin Roosevelt, Bill Clinton, and that is just naming a few. It seems as if our elected officials have a difficult time keeping their “junk” covered up, and current president, Donald J. Trump is no exception. Since January 20th, 2017, the day of his inauguration, Trump has made it his number one priority to piss off the entire public with idiotic tweets and insensitive comments regarding current issues. However, this orange slice has made it clear that his triumph will have no end. What makes this affair a stand out when compared to the rest is due to a society made concept regarding the genitalia of this outside lover. Yes, ladies, gentlemen, and my nonbinary peoples, Trump is having an affair with a man, but not just any man. Our own vice president, Mike Pence. Shocking, that a man who wanted to force members of the LGBTQ+ community to seek shock therapy, is now in the loving bed of one of the most powerful men on the planet. An anonymous source tells us that Trump and Pence has been spending an abundance amount of time together, behind closed doors. “They spend a lot of time together especially in the presidential bedroom. There is nothing wrong with them loving each other, however I find it ironic since they’re such homophobes!” There has yet to be statement from the white house regarding this claim, however is it possible they are in the midst of trying to cover up a public scandal?
Recent photos of Trump in his “natural form” has been leaked to the public. We will not showcase the full nudity of these photos due to privacy and we wouldn’t want to scar you all as much as these photos has scarred to us. However it makes one wonder how much of Donald Trump’s time is actually dedicated to the betterment of this country. We took in the opinions of regular day to day people on how they feel to have such an embarrassment as their leader.
“It makes this country look like a joke! Our damn president can’t keep his *censored* covered up!”
“That’s not my president”
“I didn’t vote for that *censored* his can kiss my fat *censored*. *censored* dumb piece of *censored*.
It has been made clear that the people are not happy with the president and the recent scandal he is currently in. Is Donald Trump, really trying to “Make America Great Again”, as if it ever was, or is this all just a plot to gain popularity and business income?
I guess we’ll just have to wait and see
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