Donald Trump Makes “Gucci Gang” The National Anthem
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Yesterday at noon, Donald Trump changed the United States's National Anthem to the hit single "Gucci Gang" produced by Harvard drop out, Lil Pump. Gazzy Garcia(lil Pump) graduated high school with a 4.3 GPA and was on his way to Harvard with a full ride scholarship. Although he was at the top of his class his first year, Gazzy realized that today's music was taking a turn for the worst. He knew that today's rap music was heading in a direction that would give rap a bad name. He then decided to drop out of Harvard to save the rap game.
In his hit song, that gave him recognition from President Trump, he says, "hunnid on my wrist, sippin' on Tech". This shows how devoted he was on his education. By saying he has a "hunnid" on his wrist, he means that through his successful rap career he can afford nice luxuries that he could have attained through either his rap career or his degree in Harvard Law. By saying he's "sippin on tech", he is trying to say that fed off of his 2nd major in Mechanical Engineering.
Gazzy Garcia has been an inspiration to many and will continue to be for many years to come. His many hit songs and his highly intellectual lyrics caused President Trump to change our national anthem to "Gucci Gang" in recognition to, what many are referring Gazzy as, a modern day Einstein.
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