Twitch personality Dimitri (Greekgodx) found dead at apartment.
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Twitch based livestreaming personality Dimitri Greekgodx was foun dead at his girlfriend's apartment today's morning, after several calls from his girlfriend to the police, ambulance and forces arrived at the scene, he was declared dead on the scene , and taken to the hospital for an autospy, the cause of death remained unknown until later in the day, the only pre-detriments to his illness were his complaints of chest pains the previous day
After several interviews with his girlfriend, who's name was wished to be kept private, and several investigations, the police force has determined that the cause of death was a simple product that goes by the name of "Blood Rush" , a product sold at another streamer's website, however it was deduced that because that other streamer (Tyler "loltyler1" Steinkamp) had an extremely unusual height, and the product had only been tested on him , the product was not safe for normal height people , and thus has been cancelled from the website, and Tyler Steinkamp will be taken for questioning.
More details later tomorrow.
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