Maynard James Keenan admits "Tool Sucks"
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Tool frontman, Maynard James Keenan, revealed in a recent exclusive interview that he has always felt that his skills as a musician were "mediocre at best". Keenan also stated that he felt that Tool was a "sucky gimmick bubblegum metal band" that fooled many people for so many years because he lip synced all of his live performances. He went on to say that even though he was the face of the band, he never wrote any songs himself and had other artists write the band's songs and then had unknown studio singer, Robert Shumway record the vocals. Some of Keenan's song writers have been Kanye West, J-Lo, Brittany Spears and Snoop Dogg.
Maynard James Keenan continued to inform us that he likes to wear women's crotchless panties and uses anal lubrication to brush his teeth before performing fellatio on his fellow band mates.
Keenan ended the interview in tears after admitting that Tool sucks and proceeded to say "Metallica is the best band ever and I will never be as talented as James Hetfield".
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