Kingsport Woman Awarded Cherished Metal
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NY Times: Vanity Fair announced Kimberly Maines of Kingsport has been awarded the "Hottest Couger" award for the southern district of the United States. Ms. Maines is a local woman with two children and is engaged to Danny Collier. Ms. Maines is a long time local favorite in her community and workplace. She has given unregrettably to all those that need her.
Ms Maines will be featured in the March addition of Vanity Fair, which will include her wedding photo's taken immediately after her and Mr. Collier's wedding in March 2018. Their wedding is gonna be a small ceremony located in Treasure Island , Fla.. Only those wanting to attend will be invited.
Ms. Maines grew to fame simply by her natural beauty, charm, and loving heart. Her photos from Facebook where submitted by her fiance' Danny Collier with the caption, "Hottest Lady Inside and Out"! When interviewed Mr. Collier repeatedly stated that having Kimberly's love was the greatest gift God had ever granted him, and he loved her with all his heart.
Kimberly's photos will be copyrighted and unavailable for purchase. The issue will come out March 22, following her wedding. Signed copies will be available for $1000.00 upon request.
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