Mike Brown goes on a Rampage of firings
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As of right now all we know is Marvin Lewis and Son of Paul got into a heated exchange and it turned into a scuffle. Marvin Lewis was escorted out in handcuffs while Marvin Lewis giggled saying We Dey!! We Dey!!! Hahaha .
Words from Son of Paul after the altercation. Mike Brown " Me and Marvin was discussing the game plan ,and he took a phone call. I over heard him talking to Pittsburgh Coach Mike Tomlin discussing tanking the season. I asked Marvin what was this about. He told me that he was from Pittsburgh and this was a plot from day 1. I couldn't take anymore ,I got up and gave Marvin the old 1 2 . I've been bambuzzled for 15 years!! I fired the whole coaching staff also . From this day forth ,I will go get John Gruden and seek good Free agents for the rest of my life. I will have us a dynasty you watch buddy!! Steelers can suck my old cock. Who dey who dey think gonna beat dem Bengals !!! And another thing !! The red weiner Rocket is out of here!! That was Marvins choice that sob!
THAT is all till tomorrow, breaking news signing out .
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