Local Hampton Terrace Man Identified As Person of Interest After Video Surfaces
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There’s no question that residents of greater Seminole Heights have been on high alert after the recent murders of 3 people that have occurred in the weeks October 6. Mayor Bob Buckhorn addressed these fears at a Town Hall last week, by asking residents to be vigilant, and to bring forth any information that could help solve the case. In a breaking news statement released today, Brian Dugan, Chief of Tampa Bay Police Department, says that the information that residents have brought forth over the last few days appears to have brought them several steps closer to identifying the killer. In a just released video, one Hampton Heights resident shows what is clearly “unusual behavior” being enacted by her neighbor, Mark Bittrich. “Normal people just don’t do this kind of thing. It has certainly confirmed for us that Mr. Bittrich is a person of interest in this case”, Chief Dugan said on Friday morning. “We will be bringing him in for further questioning immediately”, he continued. Hampton Terrace neighbors were shocked to hear this news about Bittrich, who moved into the neighborhood just over two years ago. “His wife is lovely, but he’s always been a bit odd...always making inappropriate jokes, and saying strange things”, said next door neighbor Rebecca Fishel. Another neighbor, Christina Piasecki added, “We often hear strange noises coming from their pool area. And then after what happened in that video...well, no one feels safe anymore. We’ll be glad when this guy is finally brought to justice.” See video that raised suspicions below.
https://youtu.be/-KhOzSEUw5s
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