Block Buster Trade Wednsday Evening
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A Trade Has Been Made In The National Hockey League Wednsday evening.
A Report Out Of Edmonton alberta has it that the edmonton oilers have traded
Right winger Kailer yamammoto and defensemen Oscar klefbom To the Detroit Red Wings In exchange for Defensemen Mike Green and Right winger Anthony Anthansiou and a 2nd round pick in the 2018 NHL Entry Draft
While it seems edmontons defense has had a rough start to the season. And with bad goaltending edmonton oilers general manager Peter Chiarelli felt that he needed to nake a roster move. By bring in veteren defensemen mike green, While green also on the last year of his contract he is a good rental for edmonton s long run. And also a PP Specialist, And bringing in unsigned Right winger Anthony anthansiou who agreed to the term on signing with the oilers when being dealt has also had a great rookie year with the Detroit Red Wings, While on the other hand kailer yammamoto has had a good start to the season while only notching just Two Assist with edmonton says he's shocked to be traded and says he's just gotta cope and get on with it. While this seems like a great deal for both side's. This has to be ideal on which went great for one of the sides as we'll find out next time these guys suit up.
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