Cardiff City FC - Vincent Tan in talks with South Wales Lottery Winner

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Cardiff City FC - Vincent Tan in talks with South Wales Lottery Winner

Cardiff City owner Vincent Tan is to open Talks with a local South Wales National Lottery winner who either wants to invest in the club or buy the club outright?
The unidentified individual in his 50's is said to be a long time season ticket holder, who enjoys his football from the terraces, holding a seat in the singing section of the Canton Stand.
Little else is known of the future invester or possible purchaser of the football club, as he apparently opted for anomynity when claiming his Lottery winnings. However to talk about purchasing a football club would indicate his prize to be multiple millions if not over 100 million?
Cardiff City FC have refused to acknowledge the story but neither have the denied the possibility of a take over!
A source close to the club has revealed that talks have definately commenced with Vincent Tan flying into London this week, stating that the new owner(s) could be introduced at Cardiff City's next home game against Millwall.
Another Porthcawl business man has informed us that although he knows the identity of the proposed purchaser, he is sworn to secrecy! In another comment he implied the new owner to be an upstanding member of the local community, with a background in law enforcement but now retired and running a ladies boutique in nearby Neath, a town more associated with Swansea City than Cardiff City.

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