Players Take a Knee to Support 2nd Amendment, Trump, and Vets

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NEW YORK - A group of players who are frustrated over their teammates' protests during the playing of the national anthem is banding together to form their own counter-protest, said a source involved in the discussion.

"If they are going to protest, then we are too! When I kneel, I'll be doing it to protest these libtards that keep trying to take my guns away. We need to show support for our second amendment rights!" said an unidentified player. Another player, who voted for President Donald Trump, voiced his support for the counter-protest by saying "Trump is our President and people need to unite behind him. I'll be on my knee to show that. I gratefully kneel before Trump to give him the respect he deserves. That's what real Americans do."

Several other players indicated they are "outraged" by the way our veterans are treated. "We'll be taking a knee [to] raise awareness, to show that we support our vets. They have given so much for our country. They need better treatment and care. We are kneeling for them."

When asked why this protest was necessary, a source said, "As people in the public eye, we have a responsibility to use our platform to promote the American ideals we support. The vets can't do it, the gun owners can't do it, so we have to. Those people need a voice and we are going to be it."

Reaction on social media was overwhelmingly positive."It's about time people started protesting for the things that I believe in! We need to stand up to these elites and take our country back! MAGA KNEEL4TRUMP" posted one internet user.

Some fans are taking the counter-protest to the stands, vowing to stay seated during the playing of the national anthem. "We all need to be together on this." said one fan on the condition of anonymity. "Everyone should sit to show our love for the things that make our country great, guns, vets, and the flag."

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