Rising Stars: The Glocks
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The Glocks are currently a genre-less trio (really a duo but the two members insist on including their actual glock handgun as the third member) who hail from the DFW, Texas area.
The members of the band are two very interesting and unique individuals, starting with April Shay Valle (no one knows how the fuck you say her last name) on vocals, bass guitar, and some percussion. Her soulful voice resonates throughout many of the bands nonexistent tracks, adding a fabulous nuance that few bands possess. Her bass work is unparalleled in the music industry today, she floats in and out of riffs effortlessly while keeping the band in rhythm.
The other human member of the band, Dakota Ray Dumas (probably pronounced dumbass) also adds vocals, is on lead guitar, and adds percussions as well. Dakota does a great job at being the focal point of The Glocks, not only with his harmonious vocals, but with his stellar string work on the guitar. When combined with Valle’s soulful tune, these two create a sound that your ears unexplainably die to hear.
The band started in July of 2017, when Dumas and Valle were on their way back from a roadtrip to Austin, a town known for having music bursting out of the seams. They decided they wanted to start a band, after both finding out the other could sing somewhat well, and they decided on the name based on an inside joke they had between them.
It’s an absolute blast hanging out with these two young people, they’re funny, weird, and very interesting. If you hang out with them long enough you’ll most likely hear some of their favorite sayings, which include “get swung on” “you fuckn soundcloud rapper” “don’t make me get my motha fuckn glock” and “bro look at my pants *while making the ok symbol on their leg so they can swing on the person*”. Guaranteed to have a good time around this group of people.
Both members collaborate when it comes to the writing and production of their music, as each member contributes valuable and important ideas to the table. Although it must be said that Dakota is really the engine behind this machine, April does add the darker side of the lyrics and ominous sounds you might hear on their again, nonexistent, tracks.
This truly is a band on the rise, somehow managing to open up for acts like LANY and Foster The People without having one single released yet. We hope they can give us at least one song by the end of 2018, but we won’t be holding our breath.
Style rating: 9/10
Lyrics: 10/10
Production: 9/10 (unless april is in charge then 8/10)
Edginess: 12/10
Overall band rating: 7.7/1t0
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