F.J.C slash Allied Universal Bellevue meltdown
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Bellevue on fire
Saturday 14 October 39501
Today on Friday October, 13th, 2017 400th Street exploded and burned to Ashes killing thousands of employees staff and clients. And a record-breaking of 1,000 Allied Universal Security / fire guards all but just one. The man who started the explosion. apparently his name is Hicksmore Austin James, he was denied his application for Side Captain position for 30th, Street Men's Shelter and apparently he used to work for Con Edison ,applying and fixing gas pipes Con Edison fire him, and declare him a emotionally, unstable, individual ,because of his actions in work at Con Edison earlier today at 4:00pm he came to 30th Street Men's Shelter, and waiting for Captain Tucker, and after they told him to leave he, refused and he stated Im a crazy n*****, f*****, thid is my kingdom i am the lion"Captain Tucker of 30th Street men's shelter arrived to the office on the 4th floor, that's when James lunged at her and started choking her. Sergeant German and McLaren and William stab his pork like, leather like skin with their pen's, that's when he pulled the trigger on a wire connected into the floor and blew The entire place ,NYU now wants to sue Bellevue for the asphalt landing on their building.
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