Yakima English Class Discovers Fascinating New Fruit That Cures Writers Block
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For Decades students, and even well-known writes have suffered from the annoying condition known as Writer's Block. The condition is known to cause loss in the ability to create new work, or even slow down the creative process of a writer. In some cases it make so that a writer cannot produce a piece in years.
The Fruit was discovered by Arthur J. Franco and Amelia S. Johnson former students of the English 102 course in the Yakima Valley College. It was said that they discovered will trying to write an essay about Fake News. They mentioned that they were having trouble writing the paper so they took a small beak and headed to the woods to get their minds off of the assignment. It was then that they encountered the mysterious fruit, they took one small bite and immediately began to feel the need to write.
They decided to test the fruit again at a later time. They wanted to see if it would produce the same effects as it did earlier, so they took the fruit home. They both decided to eat the fruit at the same time, both were mesmerized at the outcome seeing that they wrote the paper in less time they could both imagine producing A quality work. They then presented the fruit to Shannon Hopkins professor of the English 102 course, astonished by the discovery she began to help spread the news by locating news channels so that students who have this condition will no longer become affected by it.
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