Hurricane Opal to hit Cuba by nightfall
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Area businesses are closing up shops early today, October 11th, as Hurricane Opal is expected to hit sometime between 9 to 11 this evening. Citizens are frantically rounding up all last minute essentials that they need, as many power outages are expected. Some are even referring to this as the "Doomsday in the Gulf."
Opal is churning 785 miles (1,265 kilometers) southwest of Grand Bahama with top winds of 90 miles an hour. Opal is the 15th storm of a 2017 hurricane season that ranks 8th all-time in terms of accumulated cyclone energy, a measure of storm power and longevity. The Atlantic also produced 10 consecutive hurricanes in 1876 and 1886. The season has been “very active in case people weren’t already convinced of it,” Klotzbach said.
Maximum flooding of 8 to 12 feet above ground level is expected in parts of southeast Cuba and along the Havana coast, the National Hurricane Center said. A hurricane warning is in effect from Santa Clara to Santino, Cuba. A tornado watch has been issued for parts of southern Cuba, southern Alabama and the western Florida Panhandle.
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