Funeral Arrangments for Tre "Romperforeskins" Newman
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It's never easy to say goodbye to a loved one, especially one so young, so full of life, so spirited .
Unfortunately Trey, affectionately known to his boyfriend as Peggy never found that love , as he took is own life, suddenly after a 3 day onslaught of being given 50 for disrespecting multiple group members and attempting to make friends with a prospective mate to fill his rectum.
He never saw it coming and was ill prepared for the malicious verbal pummeling, which was bestowed upon him... in the name of HEY ZEUS.
Peg, was known to frequent places such as playgirl.com, Dicks for Post Manufactured Chicks, and Welcome To The Carter, where he was well disrespected and disliked. This was also were he garnered the nickname
"Romperforeskins" .
Try as he may, he was unable to fit in and after several offers to get the male members of Welcome to The Carter , "Mad Free Top" , the admins had enough and decided to revoke his guest pass ( as he was never truly a member ) and evict him promptly.
Gay Trey Newman passed away not so quietly in his home on the evening of 9/21/17 after a long battle with dicks and depression. He is survived by no one as no one wants to claim him.
He will truly be not missed .
Services for Peggy will be held at
THE VOICE FULL OF CHRIST GOSPEL CHURCH which is located at
4101 Mountain View Drive
Anchorage, Alaska 99508
(907) 222-1890
Monday 9/25/2017
Viewing
9am - 906am
Going home services
908am - 9oh10am
Burial
His mothers backyard under an iceberg.
Trey Gay Newman
Sunrise 1/18/1990 ~ Sunset 9/21/2017
A Go Fund Me account has been set up in his dishonor and loved ones, if he ever had any are encouraged to forget you ever knew him. If this is not possible, you may send dildos and donations to the link below.
Www.gofundthisbitchniggasfuneral.com/Romperforeskins
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