BREAKING NEWS! Unidentified Ordinance Appears To Be Extraterrestrial Waste
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Pickaway, WV.
An object fell from the sky today in a sleepy West Virginia community. Residents believed the device to be an auxiliary part from an aircraft and took it to a local mechanic for identification. Jörg Sprave, who discovered the object, described the relic to reporters as a "football sized egg-shaped metal tank with three flexible rubber tubes coming off the top of it." Inside the shop at Carl's Auto, mechanic Jeffrey Dunbar disassembled the device to determine its origin. "The engineering and technology of this simple object surpass anything I've ever seen," Dunbar told reporters. Inside the impenetrable shell, Dunbar found dense layers of organic mass compressed into an electrocharged nugget. "I think it's some kind of alien battery," said Dunbar. "It was packing a lot of juice! When I stuck it with my tester, it fried it!" The melted voltage meter on the workbench tells the story.
Extraterrestrial scientist, Fox Mulder, reported to the scene to dispel any false hope of E.T. existence. The capsule has been identified as "space garbage" and is currently en rout to the Greenbrier Valley Landfill. No further investigation is scheduled.
Source: FOXY NEWS
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