Ridgeview High School Teacher Busted for Illegal Underground Snail Racing
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Local High School Teachers, Kyle Webster and Sam Yoon, were apprehended on the morning of September 22, 2017 for illegally racing snails. Underground snail racing is illegal in the U.S., the UK, and parts of Russia. The races date back to the age of cavemen and originated in the what is now known as the country of Australia. Snail races have been linked throughout history. In World War II, Adolf Hitler held one of the greatest underground snail races on April 5, 1941. What few people do not know is that some of the world leaders including Joseph Stalin, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and even Benito Mussolini attended the what is know as Schneckenrennen, or Snail Racing. Snail Racing is a big problem in U.S. and has torn families apart. The races are also causing snails to be very aggressive which goes very much against their true nature. Snail races have spread across the world like a disease.
Ex President George W. Bush said in his speech at the UN meeting that his team of private investigators have established that underground snail races are a direct link to Alquaeda and was deemed Illegal in the U.S. for being linked to Terrorism. In 2011 when president Barack Obama authorized the order to kill Osama Bin Laden, Seal team 6 also found that he was breeding genetically modified snails that would make U.S. snails look like grass growing race. He almost had what he needed to hurt the U.S. economy to the point of another great depression until we got him.
The two teachers are facing life in prison and a fine up to $10.73. The authorities stated that they have no idea how deep this goes and a investigation will be conducted.
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