Azaela Banks, Lil' Kim reconcile. Release absolutely vile Beyonce/Rihanna dis track
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Hip hop legends Lil' Kim and Azaela Banks recently ended an ongoing feud stemming back to a silly beef from 2009. To help celebrate their newfound friendship the duo cut an obscenity laced 5+ minute long dis track focusing on reigning pop music goddesses Rihanna and Beyoncé. The track available on Soundcloud and iTunes exposes multiple sexual and drug related exploits of the Queen and Princess of pop-music and their men as they look to simultaneously crush the Fenty and Knowles names.
When reached for a comment Ms. Banks said, "fuck those dirty motherfucking ho-bag fuckers. They fucking think they're the fucking queens of the motherfucking planet fucking earth and that's just not motherfucking right!" Lil Kim' added an obscenity laced tirade as-well calling for the arrest of Chris Brown and Jay-Z while labeling Rih-Rih and Bey as whores, hookers and aids infested prostitutes who she plans to murder in the calendar year 2017!
The Fenty and Knowles camps have yet to respond to this outlandish chain of events deferring any questions to the police.
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