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California has done it again and is taking the lead in what's sure to become a national trend throughput the country. Governor Jerry Brown of California has just signed a bill regulating what color chalks can be used in the states school systems. One color that won't be allowed starting in the 2018 school year will be "white chalk ". Brown sited that due to racial tensions and the need for diversity among its undocumented students, white chalk is offensive and intimidating to these young and non assimilating vibrant minds of the country's future and will not be tolerated as a way of intimidating students to be brainwashed into believing that everything written in white chalk is the truth. Brown also hinted that white chalk was also the major cause of looting in his state after a teacher used it to write a math problem for his class. After school hours, all of the white chalk was discovered missing indicating the students had no need for math in a digital world, when cell phones everywhere now have calculator apps. Brown doesn't regret his division amongst the teachers for his over reach say needing to be able to do even simple math, just doesn't add up. It's unclear what the long term effects this will have on the future Einstein's of California's youth and future leaders of business and politics but Brown made no bones about the move expressing his motives, says as he sees it, it the first and right step in in countering rioting as well. Brown also believes that if the youth needs white chalk as a means of expression, canned spray paint is a much more diverse way of communication and gets the job done. Brown is also lifting California's restrictions on aerosol caned paints making easier for these knowledge hounds to promote their dislike of white chalk on public property around the state.
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