Tupac Shakur breaks his silence
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Tupac Amaru Shakur, age 38 also known as stage name Tupac has come out of hiding for more than 2 Decades after the rap artist death. Shakur was an American artist renowned for his rap music, movie roles, poetry, and his social activism. He is recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as the best selling hip-hop artist, with over 75 million of his albums sold worldwide [1] including over 44.5 million sales in the United States alone.
It has been sensationally claimed Tupac Shakur have been hiding in Comoros known as the Union of the Comoros, a small island paradise off the coast of east Africa were he learned Arabic, French and Comorian. "I just felt today was the day I told my own story" says Shakur. "My entire life has been so sensational. I did it for me. I had to get out one way or another before they kill me. we all knows and see how the game goes. That's why I love my fuckin' fans man. They knew, like they really knew". The rapper goes on about the conspiracy theories regarding his death back on September 13, 1996 in Las Vegas city, Nevada.
Skakur goes on about his life and children ages 17, 15, 13, 10, 7, and 4 whos names he wish to keep private. "My babies are good and well taken care of. They don't know except for my eldest. once they get to a certain age where they are old enough to completely understand I'll sit down and talk to 'em"
More of Shakur's story will unfold live but being kept out of the loop until further noticed.
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