Large Fresh Water Crocodile Spotted in the Ashtabula River near North Coast Marine

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A Eight Foot Crocodile was spotted swimming in the Ashtabula River near North Coast Marine according to a local man.
Tristan Van Rye said he saw the beast while Docking his Boat.
“I was driving on the Ashtabula River and was looking down into the water when I saw something,” Mr Van Rye said.
“I got out of my Boat after Docking and it looked right at me, then did a weird little backpedal and dived down under the water. It would have been about Eight Foot long.”
Mr Van Rye said he had Docked at North Coast Marine for a little over a year and never seen anything like it before.
After suggestions from the community that what he saw may have been a lungfish, Mr Van Rye did some research.
“I can tell you now, that’s definitely not what it was,” he said.
“And it 100 per cent was not a log, it was definitely something living,” he said.
Doubters took to Facebook to debunk Mr Van Rye’s story.
Some were adamant that it would have been a convincingly croc-like log.
“Just for the record, logs don’t have four legs, a tail and swim,” he said.
Local Game Agents have been on the Scene along with Lerge Net's.

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