Foot "Locker" lives up to its Name
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Renegade news is on the move with a new story of a 78 yr old woman who was banished to a Footlocker stockroom until the store closed at 9:00 pm. Avocado Lilith Johnson, 78, doesn't own a TV, she listens to her old console radio. She doesn't own a car, she takes the bus or walks. In a visit to her spotless small home, we talked to her about her harrowing experience at the Footlocker in the Four Rings Mall in Madison, Wisconsin. She does have something money can't buy; a love for her grandson. Her story as she tells it: "I went to get Tyrell some shoes at the mall. He gave me a little list of the types he liked. He just told me to get something that didn't cost too much. So I went where these referee type guys were. When I was young, I'd go to football games so I knew these young men were ok"
Not so in this case, at 7:30 they locked her in the stockroom, released her when they closed.
Rick Flair (ok, let's get all of the WHOOOOS out of the way, that's the kid's real name, he has to live with it) 17, went to help her.
He says "first she tells me she wants some Nickees in a size 10, I tell I don't think we have Nickees. Then she says ok, give me some Beboks, I said I don't think we have those either, so she said she'd take some Adaz. So, same drill. I'm gonna give her one more shot. She says give me some UnderWear shoes. I snapped and locked her in the stockroom. Ok, I lost my job and am facing criminal charges"
We told the only positive thing was that she organized their stockroom while she was back there.
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