Samsung Releases A Truce Flag to iPhone
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Samsung has released a statement yesterday asking all Samsung Galaxy owners to SHUT THE HELL UP. They said most Androids are pinging in low income neighborhoods, which screams “I need a job!” One Samsung rep stated their findings in Facebook feeds: when most arguments take place between IPhone and Samsung customers, it’s the Samsung customers who have the longest responses. He also states that it probably has a lot to do with Androids, especially the S8 users, don’t make enough money on their jobs, so they have a lot of time to respond. iPhone users, on the other hand, as the Samsung rep puts it (who is an iPhone user by the way), doesn’t have the time to respond in such large amounts of text because they are “Booked and Busy” in these streets. They are the movers and shakers of the world.
Some surveys were taken and it seems that most Android users work for companies where the owner is an iPhone user. Not to say that no android users own companies, just not companies worth mentioning. Sorry Androids.
Also it has been revealed through surveys that there are more iPhones in supervisory and managerial roles than androids.
Now as these two customer bases fued over who has the better phone and features, it is QUITE CLEAR that iPhone has won this game. S8 users are saying they won the camera game, but, let’s be honest, that iPhone X will win that game again when it comes out in Nov. It’s crazy that Samsung makes the screens for iPhones, but can’t stay ahead of them. Another Samsung rep stated “How can Samsung make something for our competitor and STILL LOSE? Like, give them a weaker version of what we’re using so we’re always in the lead! Duuhh!”
So, in a nutshell, Samsung is asking that its users stop arguing with iPhone users because it makes them have to work harder. When Samsung has an update or new feature, they kind of want to chill out for a bit. But as long as these conversations continue, they have to continue to push forward given Samsung is ahead of iPhone in its available features. Samsung/Android users just need to “Sit down and be humble.” Let us marvel on the fact that we can even compete at the moment. We feel like Lonzo Ball and Android users are his dad. Hell, we gotta perform harder because we have to live up to expectations of our users and the comments they say to iPhone users.
All in all, Android, your phones are just now being able to compete. Do understand that Samsung was known for having the CHEAP PHONE at one point. If the phones now weren’t waterproof, I would say throw it in the water. Since it is now, throw it in doo-doo...
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