New Donald Trump Cologne Hitting Shelves
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For those that idolize the current POTUS, we discovered through a search of recent patents registered revealed that a new cologne was registered by the company G-III that has created many designs for Ivanka Trumps clothing line.
We reached out to company spokes person, Melda Salvedoro and she confirmed. She stated that the new scent is to be released in early spring 2018 and they will be making it available for early purchase in February.
When asked about the scent line she stated that it is a new idea that came from Trump himself stating "This is a big deal, it is huge. This will be a scent line that puts all others out of the market" She followed by adding "We all know that our president does nothing wrong. He is a mastermind of money making. Who wouldn't want to smell like such an excellent leader"
When asked what the scent will smell like she stated that it is still in the creation process but what she can reveal is that it will be a robust scent of farts, Icy Hot, and urine from the finest Russian Hookers.
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