Winter Storm Amelia heading towards the northeast.
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After a low pressure system, high pressure system, and a cold front is moving across the mid-west and is expected to reach colder temperatures nearing the Mid-Atlantic states. Temperatures are expected to take dive into the lower 30's-upper 30's by Sunday. There will be heavy rain from West Virginia up to Northern Delaware. Mix of rain/snow from Extreme South New Jersey/Southern Pennsylvania up to Mid-New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Moderate amounts of snowfall are expected from North New Jersey up to Maine. Here's a forecasted amount of snow totals in the Northeast United States.
>1"
• Mid-New Jersey
• Eastern Pennsylvania
• Mid-East New York State
• NE New York State
1-3"
• NW New Jersey
• NE Pennsylvania
• SE New York State
• Northern Massachusetts
• Extreme South New Hampshire
• Extreme SW Maine
3-5"
• Extreme North New Jersey
• NE New Jersey
• W Long Island, NY
• Extreme NE Pennsylvania
• SW New York State
• NW Connecticut
• North Connecticut
• NE Connecticut
• North Rhode Island
5-8"
• E Long Island, NY
• Southern Connecticut
• South Rhode Island
Amounts can be locally higher depending how far south the jet stream dips, and how strong it is. If Hurricane Jose loops around in the Atlantic Ocean close enough to the coast, snow totals will be reduced significantly. Wind will be a factor in Winter Storm Amelia gusting up to 30mph. Power outages is possible in some areas. The winter storm may set records as one of the earliest winter storms to effect the United States in recorded history. The next named winter storm would be named Brian. Credited by TWC-The Weather Company. Stay tuned to the Weather Channel for updates on the possible snow-maker.
The picture under the text is the current radar in the mid-west. Certain areas on the map can see up to 5 inches of snow especially in South Indiana, North Kentucky, and SW Ohio.
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