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Whittier Blvd Cruise

This week Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti signed a bill to allow weekend cruises on Whittier Blvd in East Los Angeles. This new bill comes after a previous ban due to "loud sirens and rapping pipes to loud" a term used by Latino car clubs for the sirens they put on their vehicles and rapping pipes the sound the exhaust makes. Mayor Garcetti states " Th previous ban was caused by members of an East Los Angeles Car club East Side Oldies causing a disturbance because of their exhaust being too loud, but after some pressure and threats made by members of the car club I have no choice but to lift previous ban" this comes after a long summer with strict enforcement of the no cruise rule. We contacted East Side Oldies car club for a statement and their only response was "That's Right ESE" for further coverage see tv segment on KTLA5 news at 6

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