Birmingham’s Anti-Heroin Plan: Open a Site to Shoot Heroin
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BIRMINGHAM, AL — Even William Bell, the mayor of this city, thought the proposal sounded a little crazy, though it was put forth by a committee he had appointed. The plan called for establishing a site where people could legally shoot heroin — something that does not exist anywhere in the United States.
“Heroin is bad, and injecting heroin is bad, so how could supervised heroin injection be a good thing?” Mr. Bell, a Democrat, said.
But he also knew he had to do something drastic to confront the scourge of heroin in his city in central Alabama. So he was willing to take a chance and embrace the radical notion, knowing well that it would provoke a backlash.
And it has.
Ever since Mr. Bell, 68, unveiled a plan last month for what he called a “supervised injection facility,” critics have pounced on it as a harebrained idea that would just enable more drug abuse. A Republican state legislator, Richard Shelby, called it “preposterous” and “asinine,” and a Cumberland law professor, William A. Jacobson, said it would be a “government-run heroin shooting gallery.”
But others, including workers on the front lines of the heroin epidemic and some law enforcement officials, view the proposal as an important tool in the battle against addiction and overdoses, a way to keep users alive long enough to connect them to treatment. In the plan, users would be under medical supervision and could inject only a small amount of heroin.
Mr. Bell said his father battled crack cocaine addiction, which helped inspire him to create the committee to confront the heroin problem.
In Birmingham, Robert Rowland, a 26-year-old self-described heroin addict with a shock of auburn hair, said he would welcome a place to use heroin under the watchful eyes of medical staff. He started using heroin when he was 14, has been in and out of jail 16 times and through rehab twice. In mid-February, he overdosed on heroin and wound up in a hospital.
“It’s common sense,” he said, after visiting a needle exchange program here. “You give somebody the option to save their life. My last three roommates have died from overdoses.”
The site of the proposed facility will be located near Avondale Park in East Birmingham.
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