PRESIDENT TRUMP APPOINTS RICHARD FOSTER AS SEC OF DE' FENCE

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Today on the White House Lawn President Trump appointed Richard Foster to the Position of Sec. of DE' Fence. Sec Foster's responsibility is to select the height of the Boarder Wall between The United States of America and Mexico.

After being sworn in the new Sec of DE' FENCE was heard saying, I support those coming across of boarders legally, if they are Farm workers the apply for a work permit, pay your Taxes. If you are taking a job wanted by one American, that American comes First.... If an Employer has one undocumented employee, he or she should be find $5000.00 a day the Illegal is an employee of that Company or Corporation. Sec. Foster stated that it isn't the height of the fence that matters, just as long as the top 15 feet is electric.......

Sec. of DE' Fence Foster also named his Under Sec. of DE' FENCE.

1. Under Sec. of DE' FENCE, TROY DEAN CREECH. Whose responsibility it is to act as the Sec. of DE' Fence in the absence of Sec Foster, the Sec. might be out of town with ruler in hand measuring other Fences, of just wanted to sleep in, which he does often.

2. Under Sec. of DE' Fence, TROY FOSTER his Responsibility is Security and getting Sec. Foster out of Bed. Sec Foster is also responsible for Sec Foster's Top Secret, Measuring Device ((Yellow Stanley Tape Rule)

3. Under Sec of DE' Fence, CHRIS SEARCY, his responsibility is, Propaganda and Bullsh!t which Under Sec. Searcy is good at doing..... Plus Under Sec. Searcy is a member of the U.S. Army National Air Guard....... That makes him a Great Addition to Sec. Foster's Team.

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