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Russian Scandal Now Strange Sex Scandal

By Rebekah Meztler,Staff Writer | September 20, 2017 at 11:30:15

Donald Trump's, failings are the stuff of dark tragedy: uneven judgment and a deeply suspicious character verging on delusional, combined with no political gifts and a lack of any viable vision.

Jeff Sessions, on Tuesday, admitted to carrying on an extramarital affair with a Russian woman half his age, this as part of a sex ring of the highest order with participants from the president on down through Jr., as well as, the son-in-law.

The news is dealing a self-inflicted blow to his reelection prospects in 2020 and rattling congressional Republicans, who acknowledged privately that the “low-energy” start to President Trump's first term already has put their House majority in jeopardy.

Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa., has scheduled a hearing for Tuesday, Sept. 26, to discuss "special counsels and the separation of powers." His spokesman, Taylor Foy, confirmed that the hearing will focus largely on two bipartisan bills to shield Mueller, whose investigation Trump has denounced as "a witch hunt." Now that evidence is surfacing around the sexual escapades of the president, his family, and close friends.

Stay tuned to the Post for updates as news breaks!

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