BREAKING NEWS: GRANT HAS DOWN SYNDROME
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It has recently been discovered that local teen, Grant Decyk, has one chromosome too many! This seemingly obvious realization came only after Decyk decided to send out a prank article via text to his big-dick friends. The prank article titled "Parish Hill High Scool announces school closing in 2019" talked about the supposed impending school closing of PHHS which has already been in real life talks of school closing for years now. He stated in the preceeding texts that "THAT JUST GOT SEND OUT TO EVERYONE" and "ALL THE TEACHERS GOT IT TOO" indicating to his sexy ass friends that it was not in fact a joke. However, somehow this unintelligent creature excpected his pussy-slaying friends to know that this retarded joke was indeed a just a joke without any indications. Following this incident, he was tested for any forms of mental disablities, and unsuprisingly all of the tests came back positive. He is scheduled to be joining the Parish Hill special ed. department at the soonest possible date as it is an urgent that he gets the special attention he needs. If he doesnt recieve the proper help he could be a danger to his own health, and possibly even accidentally take his own life. Although maybe that wouldnt be a bad thing. As is made clear in the picture above, it is incredible that it took this long for this discovery to be made.
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