New Species of People Found!
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September 3, 2017; Scientist / Dr. Jackson A. Carver has discovered a new sub species of humans living in the wooded terrains of Ireland.
"I was walking along our previously surveyed trails when I happened across various tools and signs of life with no indication of its origin, when I was greeted by humans of pygmy size I was simply confused."
Dr. Carver has just returned to from his observation trip where he was vaccinated and lived among these sub human species for a duration of 2 weeks.
According to Dr. Carver:
"I have found Leprechauns, there is no other explanation for the similarities in behavior and physical traits to the once mythical Leprechaun."
Despite the Dr. Carver's recent discovery and claims, We all can't help but ask one question:
Why have they been found now?
Dr. Carver says "The leprechauns are on a dire mission to search for a long lost king who was elected in 1989, There is a very physically notable difference between the tribe of leprechauns and this elected king. The king is said to be a very tall, handsome, human like creature who was taken by a human women at birth. According to Leprechauns accounts this human women very well may be American.
If the Leprechaun king is among us, who could it be?
Dr. Carver notes: "This king, this man.. will bear a striking resemblance to Leprechauns". The biggest clues of his existence are strange behaviors such as chasing colorful objects, a very strong sweet tooth, he would enjoy fishing and collecting gold with no doubt that the King looks good in green."
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