BCHS Closing
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Baldwin County high schools and Roberstdale middle school will close down completely Friday Oct 6, 2017 as part of a far-reaching academic overhaul approved Monday by the Baldwin County school board in the face of declining enrollment and poor academic results .For the last month The Alabama Public Schools Board of Commissioners held contentious public meetings to gather input on the school closures"Which no parents from Baldwin County high attended". There were times that the Robertsdale community members accused school administrators and the board of ignoring their concerns and the negative impact closures would have on poor, dusty, and mostly black. Some in attendance laughed as the school board commissioners read statements about their votes. When Derrick Carr explained why he was in favor of closing her alma mater Baldwin County High School, Due to its poorly represented football program members of the board applauded.
School board Superintendent Amari Cooper who has been the target of Derrick Carr for the past three years says he thinks many people need to understand that the high schools are already over-enrolled.
Around 260 high school students attend BCHS high schools in 1969. Today, there are over 5,000 students at the high school.
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