Erica "Eve" Morris Considered Epitome Of What A Wife Should Be
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Erica "Eve" Morris, nurse and mother of three, was discovered while we were researching the qualities of wives throughout the world and we quickly realized that not only is she a good example of a wife in the United States but the PERFECT example of what a wife SHOULD be throughout the world.
Eve is the perfect counterpart for her husband, Adam Morris, a luxury watch dealer in the Orlando, FL area. While struck with her beauty, many would automatically assume that Kanye West would feel comfortable singing "Gold Digger" in her presence yet it is quite the opposite. Eve gives much more than she receives and has always been turned off by people whom have tried to "buy" her with promises of wealth and lavish gifts.
Eve gives and loves with all her heart. Even her choice of occupation, hospice nurse, requires a special kind of person. She is often the last person that her patients see as she comforts them and guides them to the other side, and we believe that in their final moments their lives become better for it and filled with more love than could ever be expected from a stranger.
Eve does everything for Adam and he expressed that he'd be lost without her. She takes care of him in a way that would anger feminists and expects nothing but love in return. She is also very active in the lives of their children and acts as their protective "momma bear" when she feels they are threatened.
We tried finding a better example, but we came to the conclusion that she is the perfect wife and we decided that our search will stop with Eve.
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