Scientists Analyze Oxy-Clean and Make Startling Discovery
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What would you say if you learned that Oxy-Clean is nothing special and is in reality a common household product that has been around for more than 100 years? Scientists at the Boreal Laboratories in Poughkeepsie, NY recently analyzed Oxy-Clean and discovered that it is nothing more than borax, available in stores everywhere for about $1.50 a box. "We couldn't believe it," said chief investigative chemist, Chon Laney, "No one had ever thought to test it before, and the results knocked our socks off! Plain and simple, it's common borax straight out of the ground." When asked about the blue specks in Oxy-Clean, Laney replied, "Food coloring. They tint some of the borax with blue food coloring, dry it, and then mix it back in. It makes it look really special. Genius, pure genius!" he said, shaking his head. Twenty-Mule Team Borax was advertised by Ronald Reagan on Death Valley Days in the 1950's, but glitzy detergents like Tide and All caused it to fade into the background. Oxy-Clean took plain old borax and gave it a new name to fool us for more than 20 years. Laney said that the supply of cheap borax found in mines all over the world will most likely never be depleted.
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