Three teenage burglars are shot dead by homeowner's son, 18, with an AR-15 after they burst in to Bristol house wearing masks and carrying a knife
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The suspected burglars, said to be aged 16, 17 and 18, all died at the scene. One was armed with a knife while another carried brass knuckles.
A fourth suspect, Elise Marie Preston, 18, believed to be the getaway driver, turned herself in after the shooting on Monday.
An investigation is ongoing, with police saying the 18-year-old appears to have acted in self-defense.
The 18-year-old was at home with his father when he was woken up by banging noises at around 1.30am on Monday.
The suspects gained entry after they shattered a glass door at the back of the house.
The homeowner's son armed himself with an AR-15 rifle, exchanged a few words with the suspects, and opened fire,
Two of teens died in the kitchen, while a third ran to the driveway before collapsing and 'succumbing to his injuries',
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