BREAKING NEWS: Former Basketball Player Michael Jordan On Man Hunt By Federal Agents
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A spokesperson for the FBI, who has decided to have their identity with held, has stated that around 6:45 am this morning, former NBA player, whom has since been removed from the NBA Hall Of Fame, walked into the stadium of tonight's game and waited. There in the locker room Jordan loaded his 9mm pistol to, "Get Busy", it is unknown exactly what caused the angered attack but it was believed that Jordan had an earlier feud with players LeBron James and Kobe Bryant, witnesses claim to have heard Jordan screaming, " Who's the best now n****" and " Bet yo a** can't shoot better than this!" Along with other obscene slurs. A witness claims to have seen Jordan walk out of the locker room with a black and silver item in his right hand, approach the two players who were having a conversation, of unknown reason, and proceed to open fire on the two players who he had later come to find out were LeBron James and Kobe Bryant. The witness also claims to have seen Jordan flee the area on foot screaming about a vendetta against former NBA player, Charles Barkley. If you have any information on the location of Michael Jordan or come in contact with him we advise you to contact the FBI, Jordan is considered armed and dangerous. We urge you not to approach Jordan he is also considered highly unstable and homicidal.
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