The left,now attacking General Lee Chargers and thier owners!!
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Here's a new bit of absurdity for you.The democratic left has been going way to far lately as you see in the news daily.Tearing down beloved statues,rioting in the streets opposing free speech.But now it gets even more disgusting,and personal.Lately General Lee owners are finding their precious expensive vehicles targeted for vandalism by black wearing cowards with masks.Rick Turner of Atlanta Georgia went to get a soda at a car show.Thinking his fine piece of automobile history would be safe inside the arena venue.There's camera's and a guarded exit gate,what could go wrong he thought? His car would surely be safe alone for minutes.Wrong.A mob of crazy ,leftist snowflakes ,descended on his car with screwdrivers and black spray paint.Destroying his roof with scratches so deep they penetrated the roof,black spray paint applied over the rebel flag and General Lee name.This is beyond to far as any sane person would agree.No one was arrested,the democratic sherriff said.Well,you take a risk nowadays,driving such a controversial vehicle."That's what insurance is for"....Hello!!! What!! Nearby duke fans lept into action and gave the group a flogging they'll not soon forget.2 good Samaritans got arrested that day for assault but were later released as no victims came forward to press charges.Lucky them lol!! A bunch of flyers was dropped during the mayhem,with a list of demands.All general lee's must be repainted,removing the confederate flag,general lee's name ,and no Dixie horn or be destroyed.The Dukes of Hazzard must not be aired on t.v. nor any dvds sold in stores.All existing dvds or any vcr tapes privately owned or commercially owned,wether store bought or homemade must be destroyed,or you are a rascist who will suffer their wrath.No clothing,or toys,or novelty items must exist either.Destroy them all! This was not the only incident.There have been ten other reported incidents across the country where General Lee clones have been vandalized,or stolen and destroyed.We all know this is literally insane,as most everyone who grew up watching the dukes never once had racism cross their minds as they hooted and hollered along with the duke boys as they tore up Hazzard county always running from the crooked cops or bad guys on their tail..Lets not forget,there was plenty of black people who were in the shows and bo and luke got along with them without prejiduce.They even took it easy on the mean black sgeriff of Chickasaw county.Stand up America,let these groups know how much you love the General Lee and some of the greatest fun ,clean ,entertainment the 80's had to offer.Enough is enough! Some members of the group were spotted near a K.I.T.T. vehicle saying it was racist as well,comparing the name KNIGHT Rider as a comparison to the knights of the kkk!!! It won't stop people...history,our way of life living in freedom is on route to being extinguished by these people infected with insanity.
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