Donald Trump Bans parties for college students. John Jay College reacts!!
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Donald Trump arguably the most controversial president in recent history has done it again. In a recent bill proposed parties for all college students in NYC would be banned.
Students at CUNYs John Jay College of Criminal Justice aren't having it. Salvatore a student at John Jay who is working on his second Bachelors degree had a simple solution "Honestly if he wants to ban parties that's cool, but what he can't ban is a brotherhood such as Alpha Phi Delta that's why anyone looking to make a difference should rush"
When our reporters reached out to Alpha Phi Deltas Rush chair Rory O'Connor for comment he said with a big smile on his face. "Alpha Phi Delta has over 100 years of rich history. A history that includes giving back to the communities and having a damn good time doing so. Anyone interested in learning more about Alpha Phi Delta should text or call at 347-529-8033. We pride ourselves on excellence and are looking for the very best"
Anyone interested in learning more on what Alpha Phi Delta can do for you there's an information September 5th where pizza will be provided.
***Disclaimer Trump did not ban parties it's fake news!!! But the Brotherhood Alpha Phi Delta exemplifies isn't. Come find out why we are the largest Greek organization on campus. ***
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