Obama's Twitter record breaking tweet has unhinged Trump
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Obama once again made the top most liked tweets on Twitter. This time however, he took the number one spot. In his response to the Charlottesville white supremacist rally that ended with the death of one person and the injury of 18 others, Obama tweeted an inspirational quote from Nelson Mandela.
President Trump was advised of this by his staffers and felt the only response he could muster was to accuse both sides of violence and accountability. He doubled down on those comments Tuesday in an off the cuff speech addresing the rally. As unexpected as his remarks were, reporters were even more surprised when he went on a profanity laced rant challenging his predecessor to a wrestling match.
He was quoted saying, "I didn't cause this shit. Obama caused this shit. If his black ass had never been President, white people aka real Americans, wouldn't need to feel like they were losing control over the land God promised us. America was greaterest when the blacks knew their place. When blacks didn't have this goddamn hope Obama was passing out hope and change like government cheese. If he had let the blacks stay oppressed and stop letting them think they had all these rights shit would be very, very good." At this point, several staffers attempted to pull President Trump away from the podium but he violently chose to belly bump them yelling "Get your nigger loving hands off of me. Look at this crowdsize, these people love me. Im sick of Barack Obama trying to beat me in my own yard. Twitter is my domain bitch. You probably had to wrestle monkeys in Kenya but this is America bitch. I challenge you to a TLC match on the west lawn of MY house. The MOTHERFUCKING WHITE HOUSE! The place I evicted you from! I already bought Melania a ring girl outfit and I got huge bushels of bananas to keep Michelle busy."
After a very stunned silence from reporters, Malik Thompson from the Washington Post yelled "What the hell is wrong with you?"
President Trump responded, "Very very good example. These blacks think they can talk whenever. Since you want to talk, without permission boy, make sure you call Obama or have one of the other blacks call on the chimp line,and let him know I'm ready whenever but I don't use colored people time only eastern central." President Trump then walked off and retreated to the West Wing of the White House.
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