MWCD Launches Submarine Patrols in Local Lakes
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In an effort to curb recreational beer drinking and unauthorized fishing the Mustklingon Watershed Conservancy District has launched a small fleet of submarines to patrol lakes in the district. District Supreme Lord Eli Grumblesnatch feels a more serious approach is needed to deter locals from enjoying any sort of fun outside District fun guidelines listed in it's publication, "Fun, and what you can do to stop it." Grumblesnatch also stated that the subs could also be used to enforce the rule of man well into the residential and remote camping areas using the 7in deck gun and far reaching missiles." The next time we tell someone what color to paint their house, I bet they will listen!" said Grumblesnatch. "Torpedoes and depth charges will be used in day to day operations, " he stated, "The deck gun and missiles will be only used in special circumstances, we don't want people to think we have gone overboard here." To finance the fleet, camping and swimming fees have risen considerably. In lieu of cash, gold, silver, family heirlooms and small children under the age of 5 may be donated to the District to help offset these fees.
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