The Assassin's Creed Games Are More Real than You May Think
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Picture Above: a cross between an Assassin and the Assassin's Creed insignia.
The popular gaming franchise, Assassin's Creed, published by Ubisoft, is more real than you may have thought!
Millions of gamers around the world have downloaded the game titles for fun and interactive gameplay. Featuring advanced fighting, incredible parkour and amazing graphics, Assassin's Creed is a draw to many people around the world.
However, one woman's story has revealed the existence of two secret warring factions, one resembling the Templars, and one Asssassin Order. The Templars, much like the modern Templars in Assassin's Creed, are more commonly known as the Global Elite, a very secretive and powerful group of men and women.
The woman, Ms. Crystal Laurens, claims she had seen an intense battle outside her Chicago apartment window. "There were four men, dressed in black hoodies with a point resembling an eagle's beak on the very front of their hoods. And there were some 14 other men, dressed in body armor with an insignia which bore a blue globe with golden wings and two crossed guns on their left sleeves. The four hooded men somehow incapacitated them all, with no hint of any kind of weapon, exept for a silvery glint by one of their left sleeves. I can't explain it, but it happened. I swear!"
In the Assassin's Creed games, the assassins wear white beaked hoods, but the modern day Global Elites bear no resemblance to the in-game Abstergo Industries.
This woman's story has sparked many other stories of what people have seen. But if the games say and what we currently know of the Global Elite are true, we at React365 hope that this 'Assassin Order' wins, only because the Global Elite want some kind of peace through total global control, and the Assassins fight for peace through free will and freedom.
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