Blackhawks, Canadiens Blockbuster Trade!

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Earlier today, a stunning trade was made between two of the leagues best clubs in Chicago and Montréal. The Hawks send forward Patrick Kane [28], forward Marian Hossa [38] and goaltender Corey Crawford [32] for Montréal defenseman Jordie Benn [30] and goaltender Carey Price [29]. Moves were made by the Hawks most likely due to salary cap troubles. Both Kane and Price carry a 10 M / yr salary, which cancels themselves out. Hossa carries a salary of about 6 M with bonuses and Benn only holds 825,000. Hossa was most likely just added as an asset along with Kane since he will not be able to play this upcoming season. This also leaves Crawford going to Montréal with a 6 M salary until the 2020-21 season for Montréal. At the end of the day, these moves leave Chicago with more than 10 Million dollars left of cap space, which can help later in Free Agency or later in the upcoming season via trade. This trade benefits both clubs, with the Canadiens up front in the lack of scoring with the new talent of Kane. But better for Chicago, they add defensive depth with Benn and add a strong goaltender in Price. Will these moves help these teams moving into the near future. The Blackhawks did gain defensive depth but did pay a price in giving up Patrick Kane. But on the other hand, can the Canadiens finally find the scoring depth that they need to succeed? More information will be released later this week regarding more issues

Possible Lines:
Canadiens
Pacioretty, Galchenyuk, Kane
Lekhonen, Danault, Drouin
Byron, Plekanec, ShawKarl
Martinsen, Mitchell, Hemsky

Alzner Weber
Radulov Petry
Davidso Schlemko

Crawford
Montoya

Blackhawks:
Saad, Toews, Panik
Sharp, Anisimov, DeBrincat
Hartman, Schmaltz, Wingels
Bouma, Kero, Jurco

Keith Murphy
Seabrook Benn
Kempny Roszival

Price
Forsling

Stats (2016/17 Season): Skaters
[goals/assists/points]

Benn [2/0/2]
Hossa [26/19/45]
Kane [34/59/89]

Stats (2016/17 Season): Goalies
[Wins/Losses/OT Losses] [SO/GAA/Save]

Crawford [32/18/4] [2 SO/2.55 GAA/.918]
Price [37/20/5] [3 SO/2.23 GAA/.923]

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